Joke

Neil · Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 51 Location: Norwich

OK, so I haven't been on the site for a couple of months and it seems that no-one else has either.

To brighten the mood (because I am at work on a Friday 28th December twiddling my thumbs) I thought you may all like the joke below although be warned, it is very bad.

I challenge you all to a worse joke Very Happy

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely, as all his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........

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"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
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TokenWoman · Joined: 09 Sep 2005 Posts: 31

LOVE IT!!!

Very Happy

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Nic · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject:

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watch this

Paul Melhuish · Co-Founder Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 52 Location: Oxford

Watch what?
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Buc Renwo · Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 20 Location: Northampton

If cartoons are your thing, then you will like http://asbojesus.wordpress.com

There are many great cartoons here. One of my favourites is number 286

Happy New Year
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Nic · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject:

It's supposed to say:

watch this  
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watch this

schlepney · Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 6

Presdient Bush was walking through Tel Aviv airport and noticed a tall white haired man
with a long beard wearing a full length cloth garment tied around the middle with cord and holding a rod in his right hand.

The president stopped in his tracks thinking to himself that looks like Moses!

Going up to the man the president asked him 'are you Moses'. The man ignored him lokking straight in front.

The president was not happy at being ignored so he asked again 'are you Moses'. again the man kept staring striaght ahead ignoring the president.

The president walked away a few yards but being indignant at being ignored he again went up to the man with the long white beard
and forcefully said 'do you know who I am, I am the president of America, now tell me are you Moses'.

'Yes I am' said the man.

'then why did you ignore me the last time I asked you who you were' said the president.

Well said Moses, I was just being a bit cautious
because the last Bush I spoke to

'burst into flames'!!! Laughing

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ashtonfarell · Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 4

My funny joke.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing